Old King LouisOld King Louis (XVI) of France
Was quite keen on wine and Dance
The people had quite a bellyache
His dear wife suggested they "eat cake"
From him there was soon to be "Silence"
NessieIn a Loch their lives a big beastie
Who gives tourist cameras a wee feastie
Nessie is her name
And tis Scotland's eternal shame
That she don't really existie