Excuses, excusesIt's not my fault ye see
I'm always the best I can be
True I promise much
And deliver no such
But I simply must make time for parties and tea
The Queer Old GentI befriended a queer old gent
Whose accent hailed from Kent
He was quite the miser
Though there were none wiser
Alas in bed he was quick to declare "Spent"!
Old King LouisOld King Louis (XVI) of France
Was quite keen on wine and Dance
The people had quite a bellyache
His dear wife suggested they "eat cake"
From him there was soon to be "Silence"
NessieIn a Loch their lives a big beastie
Who gives tourist cameras a wee feastie
Nessie is her name
And tis Scotland's eternal shame
That she don't really existie